maybe i’m a goddamn bleeding heart hippie liberal but i’m totally down with paying an extra .50 cents for a thing of fries if the person who makes me those fries doesn’t have to work 3 jobs just to survive.
the mystery of why people measure their dicks will forever remain a mystery
Ask her if she’s sexually attracted to llamas, and if she says she isn’t, tell her she just hasn’t found the right llama yet. He’s out there, waiting. Then bombard her with llama photos and tell her not to be such a fucking bigot.